Now I Drive a Chevy
1. Well I was drivin my old Rambler, just mindin’ my own mind
When she came right out of nowhere, you know that sexy kind
She had herself a tight blue dress, a slit right up the side
So I turned my car on a dime, and offered her a ride
Then with a smile and quick reply, she said “I don’t date boys
I like to hang out with the men, the ones with all the toys”.
2. So I just kept-on cruisin’, down that boulevard
After all that bruisin’, I was really on my guard
When out of nowhere she appeared, a cute & sexy chick
Bikini top and tight blue shorts, she gave her lips-a-lick
So I spun that Rambler ‘round and yelled, “hey you wanna ride”?
She said that’s not really cool, I’d rather run & hide.
3. So I drove down on that boulevard, I thought I learned a bit
When Miss America appeared, I thought I’d throw a fit
I turned around to stare at her and guess what happened next?
She spun around and laughed at me, and now I am a mess.
She pointed at my suped-up car and said “that ain’t so heavy,
It’s time for you to wake up boy, and buy yourself a Chevy”.
Bridge: Not often you see dolls like that, it’s enough to go insane,
A dress so tight, it fit just right, I can only pray for rain
Now Friday nights I spend my time hangin’ at the levy
I traded my ole Rambler car, and now I drive a Chevy.